11.26.2006

IT SEEMS WE HAVE A PSYCHO AMONGST US!

Beware fellow tenants:

The Coalition Against the Crazy in 7, Inc. (CAC7, Inc.) has met and concurs as follows:

Lock your doors. Guard and protect your children. Protect your valuables. We have a sociopath (psycho) living amongst us! You may know her as Selma Gurson, aka Selma Namun, aka Selma Gurson, Ph.D., aka Selma Naman, the tenant in unit 7. Incidentally, her real identity is Selma Naman according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons. It would appear Selma is accustom to different accommodations than that of her current residence (Apt. 7). If Dr. Selma has a Ph.D. in anything it's sorting laundry, kitchen services and license plate manufacturing. Ahh troubled child, your sorted past has found you out! Click to see current Selma status (Federal).

It appears Selma cuts a wide swath across anything she comes in contact with. Her spotted past includes perpetrating fraud, bank fraud, forgery, identity theft and more. The picture is becoming clearer now. All of the problems occurring in our building began shortly after Milan allowed or contracted for Selma to move in. Stay tuned -- more coming soon!

Signed,
Who let the dogs out? Whoof!! Woof!!

Comments:
I don't know what I am more scared of...the roof caving in on me, inhaling mold, freezing my butt off or some wacked out supposed "CIA in Training" pregnant Federal Convict. Or is it the paper towel stuffed cabinets? God help me!
 
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