Milan Properties Suck

Does it occur to Milan Management that when you continue to serve false three day pay or quits, and date them incorrectly or drop them off @ 2am that these could be considered harassment?

We kind of knew this would happen - for some reason you people think that if you got one person out that everyone else would follow. Personally we're glad we're gone - but if you thought for even for the smallest split second that we would stand by and not use our first amendment right to speak out against your unfair housing practices, and your continued harassment of paying tenants in a rent controlled building - then you were wrong.

Look - we know you're sad because you bought a building and the market took a dive, the building is falling apart ....whatever the justification for your inability to sell the building is - it certainly does not fall onto the current tenants at the Coldwater building. Tenants who pay their rent on time, and don't disturb the peace should be left alone. Once again I'll restate - you should be over JOYED that these people want to live there.

Doesn't it say something that your own "resident manager" has moved out and abandoned your building because he was tired of hearing complaints that he couldn't address? This means that once again you're in violation of the law by not having a resident manager on site.

I thought for the fun of it we'd play a game called read between the lines - here's how we play. We're going to take copy from Milan Properties and translate it so that the universe can understand what's behind it. Let's go!

From your site - under the "Services" section :
LET US MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR BUILDINGS!

Why should you work for your properties when we can make your properties work for you?

Our management staff is fully equipped
>> should really say ill equipped and inept

and prepared to maximize your income property and bring it to the next level.

>> by next level we're assuming a lower level?

Whether you’re looking to resell with us for quick profits
>> insert term property flipper (and we can't even do that well)

or hold on to your portfolio for steady income, with expertise in management
>> expertise means "in an expert fashion - this word clearly does not explain your services.

and property growth our team will help your property run efficiently and smoothly.
>> By smoothly we mean that we'll try to terrorize current residents into leaving.

We’ll add value to your buildings with our in house maintenance and sales staff,
>> We actually will degrade the value of your property through lack of maintenance and multiple housing complaints

handling everything from remodeling
>> remodeling means something actual gets replace or renewed - this does not mean painting!

to dealing with the day to day hassles of land lording.
>> We mean the hassles of slum lording or threatening to burn down the building - you're apparently a full service terrorist organization.

Our team will turn over your units with minimal vacancy time
>> Is minimal vacancy around 8 months?

and achieve the greatest potential for your units.

We work hard to keep both tenants and owners satisfied and the buildings working efficiently.
>> We even deliver phony non compliant

Milan Properties conducts its own management over company acquisitions. We strategize
>> Apparently you meant plot and connive there is a difference.

ways to reach the maximum financial potential for your properties.

Wasn't that fun - check back later when we go through the "management" section of the website.

Toodles