2.22.2007
New Titles - Cause We're Getting Bored With the Existing
In our recent talks (late at night, conspiring against god fearing criminals) we've decided to annoint Selma with her new title "Selma the Sea Hag" We only did this because psycho criminal was getting a little over used and frankly while we (and the rest of the world) know that she is truly a psycho and truly a criminal - we felt she needed some characterization in regards to her true persona.
So Sea Hag it was and Sea Hag it will be.
Sea Hag - despite being pregnant for about 11 months (is this possible for human beings?) still hasn't delivered any baby. Color us surprised that no spawn has actually come out of this hag - so this leaves us questioning if she is really pregnant - or if she's faking the whole thing - or if she got knocked up AFTER she got married? Who knows - what we do know is that the dogs (after many complaints) are still barking day and night and creating a large problem for the neighbors.
Besides the rat dogs barking day and night - the "boys" in unit 1 have been doing the regular band practice and smoking enough pot to make King Kong get the munchies.... wonder if drug use in public is enough to question their "management style"?
So Sea Hag it was and Sea Hag it will be.
Sea Hag - despite being pregnant for about 11 months (is this possible for human beings?) still hasn't delivered any baby. Color us surprised that no spawn has actually come out of this hag - so this leaves us questioning if she is really pregnant - or if she's faking the whole thing - or if she got knocked up AFTER she got married? Who knows - what we do know is that the dogs (after many complaints) are still barking day and night and creating a large problem for the neighbors.
Besides the rat dogs barking day and night - the "boys" in unit 1 have been doing the regular band practice and smoking enough pot to make King Kong get the munchies.... wonder if drug use in public is enough to question their "management style"?
Labels: Band Practice, Hags, Pot, Rat Dogs
